When last we left our delightful heroine, Barbie, she was unemployed and facing eviction. She spent most of her days crying into her snuggie and wishing she was dead. Fortunately though, the hands of fate smiled up her one day when she accepted a blind date with a friend of Midge's husband. Barbie was a little surprised when he picked her up and took her to a porn shop but, ever the optimist, she persisted with the date.
It was when she visited the restroom of the shop that she discovered something quite shocking. Barbie found a glory hole! Even though she had majored in the arts, Barbie had taken one economics class in college, and that was quite enough to know that sex always sells. Seeing a delightful opportunity to dig herself out of debt, Barbie got her hair bleached (because who better to give a blow job than a blond?), buried her dignity somewhere deep within her, and went to work. At $5 a job, the pay is low, but it's tax free and every little bit helps!
Introducing: Gloryhole Barbie!
Although it isn't exactly her "dream job", Barbie is certain that this is better than data entry or waiting tables!
Phew. After a rough shift, Barbie likes to eat a few oxys and take a nap on the floor.